This has to be the quote of the day, sent to me by Sarah who saw it in an Edinburgh newspaper over the weekend (The Scotsman I presume?).
:“I was only given one piece of advice about women. ‘A woman will forgive you if you try to kiss her, but she won’t forgive you for not kissing her’.” - Jimmy Carr.
Indeed. Jimmy Carr (who is a stand-up comedian by the way) is also responsible for another fine quote: :“It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.” Unfortunately, this is only really funny in context, and that context is far from suitable for a family-friendly web log like this one. Let your imagination roam wild and free.