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Andy Jackson
Andy Jackson
Fighting entropy since 1993

Crikey. How out of touch am I? On a similar note to the Hitchikers thing, it turns out that Wallace & Gromit will be big-screen movie stars this October. The trailer/featurette is worth watching, if only to hear talk of northern towns and cheese and crackers, all in Yorkshire accents, clashing brightly against the cheesy deep-throat Hollywood voiceover.

Oh but it so easily could have been… :<deep-throaty-tone> :__THEY CAME FROM YORKSHIRE…. THEY DROVE A VAN…. ONE OF THEM IS A DOG… AND THEY REALLY LIKE CHEESE… YOUR WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN ETC ETC Etc etc etc blah blah blah cliché cliché __ :<deep-throaty-sweetie-ah-that’s-better>